The Shards (2026)

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I was a long time fan of Bret Easton Ellis. His novels were among those that inspired my own writing. I even got to meet him at the New Haven Public Library when he was touring and reading from Lunar Park. He was very nice and I still have my autographed copy.

Some of his views I don’t agree with and feel some things probably shouldn’t be satirized. A lot of the early books gave the impression that he wouldn’t write about these things in such a nihilistic setting if it weren’t right in front of his face or going up his nose.

I opted out of reading the Shards when it was published, the first since Imperial bedrooms thirteen plus years ago. I knew of it, but it was off the radar until I learned it was adapted to TV.

For years, I held and pontificated on the belief that book adaptations worked best as TV miniseries. Details from the book, some pretty key, are cut to make a screenplay that will be greenlit. Maybe not that good, but adaptable. Of the Bret Easton Ellis works adapted to film, American Psycho was the best, but Ellis addressed how bad Less than Zero turned out as a film in the sequel, Imperial Bedrooms. Actually, it was the first paragraphs of that book…..and years and years later, he writes the Shards as autobiographical fiction from an unreliable narrator. He tells the story of his senior year interspersed with parties, wealth, cults and a serial killer.

Just your average high school experience in 1981 Los Angeles.

The first two episodes drop to Hulu in August. I watch the first episode and post to my Bluesky that this episode was better than it deserved to be. Too tired to watch the second, I wait until the next day, and ask myself, why was this my visceral reaction to the episode having never read the book? I then think about who adapted this to television and it hit me.

I have watched many of Ryan Murphy’s shows. As a fan of both horror and true crime, I was bound to run into him at some point. I loved Pose and there are excellent seasons of American Horror Story. I can see where he ran into controversy with Monster. With Ed Gein, there were inaccuracies and the Menendez season was criticized for oversexualization.

I joked about watching the first season of Monster about Jeffrey Dahmer due to a mild infatuation with Evan Peters in the titular role. First off, Niecy Nash stole that season. Secondly, let’s just say Murphy took some liberties. Word for word liberties. I remember following this case back when it made headlines. The adapted trial scenes could have been the same trial I saw over thirty years ago. This upset family members of Dahmer’s victims and understandably so.

I know they all can’t be Pose, but come on. I wish Monster didn’t get a fourth season as FX viewers ill need Lizzie Borden misrepresented more than she already was.

That said, I saw Murphy’s name attached to the adaptation of a Bret Easton Ellis novel and couldn’t help but think that in theory this was the perfect pairing. Murphy can definitely be word for word. The setting will be glitzy, yet gritty in a bright but basic way. Watching this, you get the sense of two things. First off, The Shards as a story comes across as the coke baby of The rules of attraction and American psycho. Also, Ellis and Murphy are all about the kind of 80’s nostalgia with neon soaked killers and cults on the loose.

At this point, it seems Ryan Murphy doesn’t have a cast so much as a troupe. He pulls a lot of the same actors from various productions. It works, especially with lead actors being the kids of 80’s staples Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere. The actor playing possibly unreliable narrator Bret strongly resembles a younger Evan Peters to an almost unsettling degree, almost as weird as the displayed corpses.

I don’t know how the rest of this miniseries will play out, but if Murphy wanted to adapt other novels such as Less than Zero and Imperial Bedrooms, he could easily cast the same people as Ellis’s characters are pretty interchangeable and I suspect purposely so to bring home the point of cookie cutter wealthy people.

I’d just as soon that get adapted than crappy American Horror Story spinoffs or another season of Monster.

I’ll give it this much. It’s beautifully shot and that soundtrack is amazing.

Life boxed up, or I am not a fan of all aspects of moving…

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After an exhaustive frenzy of online applications with careful resume and cover letter review to make sure any software searching for certain keywords doesn’t delete my information before a human can accept or reject me, zoom and other video interviews, I accepted a new catalog librarian position in Vermont.

I left Connecticut for Texas seven years ago. I’ll head back to New England at the end of the month.

I arranged a truck and movers, and will have to fiddle with internet and other utilities as well as DMV nonsense. I have done an extensive amount of packing as well as donated or sold stuff I won’t need for the trip. Seeing the stack of boxes and empty cabinets and closets give a sense of accomplishment with an emptiness. So much reduced to boxes and cling wrap. In addition to the tedious pain in the ass, it’s a reminder that I am leaving a place that was home for seven years. A wacky, loud home with too many flags and signs in favor of Mango Menace among other GOP (s)elected officials that need to be shit canned if not jailed, but home still.

I was spoiled as I was by the weather and wildlife, winged or otherwise. As such, I know I’ll visit when I get a chance. Speaking of weather, I really hope to hell it holds up. I know how to drive in snow, but would rather not.

Fantasy B-Fest Picks

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Things I didn’t expect on my middle aged Gen-X 2024 bingo card happened and hit like a pile of bricks.

I handle it as it comes, best I can. I resolve that the next time I go to B-Fest, I will sponsor a movie. As I understand it, I will need to list five candidates.

I really, really, really want to sponsor Cocaine Bear. Nevertheless, I need more prospects and could touch upon a few themes, for instance, attacking animals after fucking with habitats or mutations as a result of pollution.

  1. Cocaine Bear
  2. Night of the Lepus
  3. Alligator
  4. Grizzly
  5. Piranha

Failing that, I can always submit “The Room” or subject people to “Spellcaster.”

Perpetually Under Construction

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As I had a little extra time on my hands, I took the opportunity to merge this page with my podcast host, podbean as well as back date previous episodes to this blog. I may even add a photo comic, both as a still or slideshow format.

In the future, any time I update the podcast, that episode will end up here. I don’t know the ins and outs of woo commerce just yet, but I want to set up shop here, have one website on my business card. Linktree can only do so much, and I’d much rather consolidate everything than jump from platform to platform.

As it is, the links and names to favorite sites and podcasts are very out of date.

Is there any such thing as Too Many Horror Movies?

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The answer, of course, is no.

That being said, I found that multitasking was going to be required this holiday season.

I participated in the Horror Gives Back challenge created by Erica and Lance of the Unsung Horrors podcast where participants choose a movie based on a daily theme. For every movie watched during the month of October, a dollar or more was donated to the Trevor Project.

I opt to podcast about my picks as well as post on Twitter. I had taken time off from it in September due to personal life reasons to resume recording in October. Also, I noticed that with my participation in Junesploitation, episodes with a lightning round style where I do a short review of a group of movies as opposed to a focus on one film sound better to me. Why, I don’ t know, but I like those bonus episodes more.

As I’m recording solo, I have to script all of this. I wish I were able to just watch a movie and go off the cuff, but I can’t. I stumble over my words as is.

Stumbling aside, I was accepted into the Prescribed Films Podcast Network. I was also asked to do a guest spot on Attack of the Killer Podcast at the end of the month. I had three movies to watch for discussion. I say discussion. I’ll have notes, but no script. I have to watch my stuttering. You know how sometimes you say the same descriptor twice in a sentence or short paragraph? Caught that a few times in my speech too.

I accept, start taking notes on my movies and then, it hits me. I have three more movies on top of my bonus episode.

Oh, shit.

Friday was a couch evening. I wanted to free up my weekend, or at least Sunday to research my topics. I cheated a little with Horror Gives Back watching ahead of schedule, and writing up my thoughts accordingly.

Spending Sunday and Monday night on my guest spot, I watch. I write. I hoped to hell that Tuesday wasn’t a stressful workday. Well….

I get home and mentally prep. I had a mild panic attack during the day, lasting through lunch. I had purchased a handmade mug at the Texas Clay Fest and needless to say, herbal tea was in order. I set up my microphone and headphones. I tested my speed and waited.

I think I sounded okay. I never think that I do, but there are others who don’t like the way their voices record. Either way, the Attack of the Killer Podcast crew were great and very easy to talk to. I did feel a lot more relaxed once everything started rolling, and I knew my equipment worked. Words cannot properly express how grateful I am that everyone had me on the show.

Throughout everything, an idea formed. Firstly, a vacation if I can swing it. I am thinking of a movie challenge of my own based on the craft items I’ve made while watching movies. I would schedule this in December with themed movies and ask participants for not only picks, but what you would make or work on while watching. The tentative title is based on Festivus, but Craftivus…maybe a week challenge in the beginning of the month.

It’s a holiday break, anyway ….

In Flight Gold: Extra Ordinary

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For the first time in over a year, I travelled by plane to visit family.

With the pandemic overall, plus my home state easing up on mask restrictions and businesses opening earlier than they probably should have, I was nervous. I even speculated to my mom about my hazmat options. I didn’t go that route, but I followed mask mandates to the letter and they were strict about it, especially on the plane.

I flew Delta, and they had in flight movies. I selected Extra Ordinary. It was a comedy set in Ireland about a driving instructor, Rose, with paranormal talents she does not want. Needless to say, she still gets calls from neighbors thanks to her late father’s TV show, which Rose was a part of as a kid until an accident killed dad.

One such call came from a handsome dad named Martin, haunted by the ghost of his pushy late wife, and later targeted by a washed up musician who made a pact with Satan for a best selling comeback album.

I liked this a lot. I think I will put this on the to podcast list. Will Forte is a great villain and the performances were hilarious all around. The score was eerie, but very sweet.

When Fandoms Collide: Yes, I heard The Mission UK on Miami Vice

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Whenever the band, The Mission UK, comes up in conversation the first thing that I think of, or bring up, is Wayne Hussey’s autobiography, “Salad Daze,” which I highly recommend. The second thing I think of is weirder, a little more niche, if you will.

I was posting one of my favorite Mission tracks, ‘Wasteland,’ to an online deathrock discussion group one day. In addition to thumbs up and other approbation, there were a few comments expressing love for the band, and certain albums or tracks.

I respond with another little fun factoid, one that seems a little absurd, and whether I write or speak it, it just feels like I’m making it up.

‘Wasteland’ was featured in an episode of, “Miami Vice.” Season 3, episode 16 “Theresa” to be precise.

It sometimes feels like people don’t believe me when I say this. I barely believed it when I first saw it, but there it was, the familiar opening chords and vocals playing over a car chase, our heroes played by Philip Michael Thomas, Michael Talbott and Don Johnson in hot pursuit of the suspect played by Tim Capello, the saxophone guy from The Lost Boys in a neon more 80’s than 80’s backdrop suggesting nightlife, parties, fast cars and faster drugs.

Given that this was a very stylized police procedural set in 1980’s Miami, Wasteland, or the chorus, seems appropriate. It is a drug wasteland however prettied up. It is a little weird given how it was gussied up to a pastel and neon landscape to show off those 80’s sports cars and beach wear. You’d never quite picture listening to a dark song against such a back drop.

Then again, maybe it’s too perfect. I still feel that others don’t quite believe me. Good thing we have YouTube…..

As you enjoy the clip proving my ramblings, wrap your head around the following. “Vet for the Insane” by Fields of the Nephlim was in the opening sequence (involving an arty ‘snuff film’ screening) of Season 4 episode 3 “Death and the Lady.”